The Adventure of DeAndre the God

 

Once upon a time there was a God named DeAndre.  He lived with a God named Juan.  They lived in a beautiful and colorful heaven.  It was huge.  DeAndre was very good at making things out of nothing.
One winter afternoon DeAndre and Juan were eating cake.  Suddenly, a spaceship came down and delivered a message.  The message said to come to father’s castle to compete in a race.  The prize will be food.  DeAndre said he would go.  Juan warned DeAndre, “Whatever you do, don’t go into Devil’s Cave.
DeAndre put on a coat, hat and gloves.  Then he packed a snack and a drink.  See you later Juan.  It was cold outside.  The ground was covered in snow.  DeAndre felt like he was in a popsicle.  After 40 minutes of walking, the weather changed.  It became warmer.  DeAndre felt happy.  DeAndre stopped to eat something.  He heard a noise and turned around.  He saw a Crazy Devil.  He was so scared that he ran as fast as he could right into a cave.
As soon as DeAndre got in the cave the floor started to shake.  Then one hundred hands started to grab his feet.  Then he heard stomping.  He smelled nothing but smoke.  Then he saw it!  It had black skin and sharp claws.  The he spoke his name.  “I am Titi Vomiti and I am going to take your soul.
Thinking quickly, DeAndre began to make a car out of rocks.  Then he got in the rock car and drove out of the cave leaving Titi Vomiti in the dust.  Finally, DeAndre was safe.  He went directly to the castle.  When he got there he raced and won.  Then Father God teleported him back home.  When he got there he had a huge meal.  Then he told Juan the whole story, even the part about Devil’s Cave,